Finally, the hardest task of my current assignment is finished, which is printing the addresses of the all 10,000 (possibly more, I'm sure) High Schools and Primary Schools in all of Malaysia. Sabah and Sarawak included. After that, I'd peel each and every label and paste it on each and every envelope. Which I would eventually compile it in a 100 pieces of envelopes stash. After that, I'd insert the flyers of the product into each and every envelopes, sealing it in the end, and doing a recount before the mass mail out. Heil Hitler!
At the end of the day, I admit I enjoyed some parts of the process, for instance, pasting the labels and sealing the envelopes. Recounting them was a bitch, so was inserting the damn flyers. As I sit in of the pc, blasting the music through my tiny little earphones, I'd be inserting the flyers in all the envelopes, by the 100's and 1000's every single day for the past 2 weeks and 3 days.
It was as if I seeped into a trance while inserting them blasted flyers.
Surprisingly, and shockingly enough, it actually takes me 10 FREAKING minutes to insert the flyers into FIFTY envelopes. TEN GODDAMNED MINUTES. It only meant one thing though, that I'd be doing more of it, considering how many bloody 10 minutes I'll need to accomplish mailing out to the 10,000 (possibly more, I'm sure) schools, and of course, it meant that my work is getting lesser by every 10 fucking minutes.
Don't forget about the recount. Like I said, recount is a bitch. Not once recounting, not double, but just as I managed to recount till the last few envelopes of a state that has more than 800 Primary Schools alone!, one or two would be short and I'd have to recount the damn thing once again. Sometimes there'd be envelopes without the labels on it in the goddamned pile, completely sealed with the flyers in it. I guess it wants to join the club and get sent to some god damned state in Malaysia, who knows.
The results out of this nightmarish ordeal?
Back ache? Definitely. Good exercise? Maybe. A learning process? Fuck you.
My company is promoting a Mobile Interactive Whiteboard. Note that I wrote Mobile, which means it is portable, easily moved, and of course, ultra-lightweighted. Low to almost no maintenance cost, no setup or installation cost, not confined to a fixed classroom, total mobility with teachers.
You are able to teach from anywhere in the classroom, theaters, or lecture halls, provided there is a projector set up in the room. No shadow blockage whatsoever on the screen, even with short throw or long throw projector. No calibration or setup required everytime before the start of a class, less hassle on warranty and product replacement and finally, durable, easy to use and practical.
Introducing the Interwrite Mobi System (MOBI), the industry's first multi-user, multi-tablet system, the first system of it's kind that supports student-centered, collaborative learning where both teacher and students can concurrently interact with and contribute to the same digital content from team activities to learning simulations to interactive lessons.
Interesting? Why wouldn't it be?
I hope my boss is now a happy clam that more than often, I was a one man show in the mailing out of the flyers. In my case, woman.
During the times that my colleagues helped, some of you who were willing, I deeply thank you very much for reducing my workload, even just a tinge, I was happy, really. Those of you who I approached for help, I thank you very much too and those whom I asked for help, but gave me cock excuses or ignored me completely, fuck you very much.
One more thing, I've been using the font Georgia, which is one of what you're reading now, for the addresses on the labels, and my eyes are smitten with it. It is comfy to my eyes now so I shall use it for this post and if I like it, in the fucking near future, this shall be the font you will see from now on.
KUDO'S to moi!
At the end of the day, I admit I enjoyed some parts of the process, for instance, pasting the labels and sealing the envelopes. Recounting them was a bitch, so was inserting the damn flyers. As I sit in of the pc, blasting the music through my tiny little earphones, I'd be inserting the flyers in all the envelopes, by the 100's and 1000's every single day for the past 2 weeks and 3 days.
It was as if I seeped into a trance while inserting them blasted flyers.
Surprisingly, and shockingly enough, it actually takes me 10 FREAKING minutes to insert the flyers into FIFTY envelopes. TEN GODDAMNED MINUTES. It only meant one thing though, that I'd be doing more of it, considering how many bloody 10 minutes I'll need to accomplish mailing out to the 10,000 (possibly more, I'm sure) schools, and of course, it meant that my work is getting lesser by every 10 fucking minutes.
Don't forget about the recount. Like I said, recount is a bitch. Not once recounting, not double, but just as I managed to recount till the last few envelopes of a state that has more than 800 Primary Schools alone!, one or two would be short and I'd have to recount the damn thing once again. Sometimes there'd be envelopes without the labels on it in the goddamned pile, completely sealed with the flyers in it. I guess it wants to join the club and get sent to some god damned state in Malaysia, who knows.
The results out of this nightmarish ordeal?
Back ache? Definitely. Good exercise? Maybe. A learning process? Fuck you.
My company is promoting a Mobile Interactive Whiteboard. Note that I wrote Mobile, which means it is portable, easily moved, and of course, ultra-lightweighted. Low to almost no maintenance cost, no setup or installation cost, not confined to a fixed classroom, total mobility with teachers.
You are able to teach from anywhere in the classroom, theaters, or lecture halls, provided there is a projector set up in the room. No shadow blockage whatsoever on the screen, even with short throw or long throw projector. No calibration or setup required everytime before the start of a class, less hassle on warranty and product replacement and finally, durable, easy to use and practical.
Introducing the Interwrite Mobi System (MOBI), the industry's first multi-user, multi-tablet system, the first system of it's kind that supports student-centered, collaborative learning where both teacher and students can concurrently interact with and contribute to the same digital content from team activities to learning simulations to interactive lessons.
Interesting? Why wouldn't it be?
I hope my boss is now a happy clam that more than often, I was a one man show in the mailing out of the flyers. In my case, woman.
During the times that my colleagues helped, some of you who were willing, I deeply thank you very much for reducing my workload, even just a tinge, I was happy, really. Those of you who I approached for help, I thank you very much too and those whom I asked for help, but gave me cock excuses or ignored me completely, fuck you very much.
One more thing, I've been using the font Georgia, which is one of what you're reading now, for the addresses on the labels, and my eyes are smitten with it. It is comfy to my eyes now so I shall use it for this post and if I like it, in the fucking near future, this shall be the font you will see from now on.
KUDO'S to moi!
