Monday, 8 June 2009

Wilt and Die!

Tim is getting on my nerves and I hate him so much. I have never made it a secret of my hatred for him. It runs so deeply that sometimes I have the sudden urge of strangling him to death, chop his body into pieces, chop those pieces into littler pieces and then burn and cook it and feed it to the dogs, chop the dogs to little pieces and chop those dog pieces into littler dog pieces. I hope you get what I mean.

There is a list of why I hate Tim so much.

1 - He has delicious lamb or beef for dinner at random days, which I can resort to doing so but hearing him telling me he has them for dinner at a random evening just makes my blood boil and my mouth salivating, especially when I'm still in the office, craving for food.

2 - He makes fun of me in all different languages of the world. Spanish, French, German, Italian, etc.

3 - He talks about armpits and sex, associated with Cecilia. Disgusts me greatly.

4 - He says hi to me in armpits language.

5 - He still associates with dumb blondes act-alikes.

6 - I'm not his lunch partner anymore.

7 - He won't shaddup when I tell him to shaddup. Of course, he must have took it as voided because the spelling doesn't make up for the meaning. Dumb ass.

8 - He has a new Iphone even if its unreal.

9 - I just plain hate him.

10 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!