Let me lego you back

I am feeling very tension right now. Many things are spinning in my head all at once, I do not know which one to think first. Therefore, causing the tensity in my demeanour volatile. All this pressure is getting into my head. I will be, what do you say that.. that word where you are about to get yelled at by your boss for something that you didn't do, which in fact, is going to be my fault anyhow...

Screwed!

Yes. I will be screwed. So, I told Derek about it. And he tried to console, confort, calm me with his ever so sweet-coated mouth, spewing sickly sweetening words into my ears.

Derek : So, your boss scold you edi?

Me : -.-" ...No

Derek : Don't worry baby, everything will be fine.

Me : Baby, I'm so tensed. I'm breaking apart! [whine whine whine]

Derek : Don't sad baby. I will lego you back.

Me : Huh? Lego me back? What?

Alright, what he meant here was that he will build me back when I fall apart. Aww that was so sweet of him. -.-"

So his terms of usage of the language was to 'Lego' me back, meaning stick me back together because I said I was breaking apart.

Such a creative little sweetheart I have, neh?